You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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