that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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