so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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