She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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