her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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