We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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