That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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