ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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