all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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