Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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