AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Found your dick twin last night
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
