I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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