was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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