Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
this will be a night to untag.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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