check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
whose parrot is this?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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