Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I deserve this hangover.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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