I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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