i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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