cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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