I smell stomach acid.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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