I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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