i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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