i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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