Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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