I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Pooping to opera.
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