ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
it was like eating out sand paper
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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