So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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