glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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