i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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