at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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