sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Sext me about skeletons
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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