her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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