just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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