Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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