Sry I called you an 8
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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