hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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