So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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