i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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