I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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