i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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