I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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