i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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