so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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