Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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