we made out on top of his cat.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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