My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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