I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
