okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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