i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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