I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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